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Monday, February 1, 2010

hmm..lelaki (third edition)

[vibrate2] im ur biggest fan im follow u until u love me...papa..........

fleur : halloo...(spe nie eyh??xknl.)
unknown: ni fleur ke?
fleur: ye sy..hmm..(*blurrrr*)
unknown: owh..sy en Imran..arini klas cancel eyh..
fleur: ok!! [*gembira2*] :)
en. Imran: blh x dtg jmpe sy?sbb sy nk arrange kls ganti..kls kte da byk sgt cancel..blh x dtg skrg sbb sy ngah tggu kt blek neh..
fleur: baeklah!! [hang up]
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fleur pn ajak la konco2 nye g jmpe En Imran terchenta yg good-looking tp da kawen.selepas 'date' ngn En Imran,fleur ngn pn sri g ke cafe utk membyr yuran pendaftarn brg2 elektronik.

"fleur,mne pnsri, mdm,tun n dyg citra?dorg xjoin kte jmpe en imran td an."
"da g jmpe kak ita kowt.."

[deringan hp pnsri]

"eyh,,korg ktne??ktorg da nk smpai cafe neh??owh ye ke.laa..ktorg ingtkn korg da g cafe!!soriiieeee!!!!k la..ktorg tggu kt cafe."

so dgn pnuh berlenggangnye fleur n pnsri pn g la ke cafe nk mengisi perut yg da bising n nk melegakn tekak yg terasa perit.

[deringan hp pnsri]

"korg nnt senyap jer tau.ad kisah sdey.t sy citer"

"fleur cbe tgk ni.spe eyh yg sdey?citra eyh?"
"xtau..myb la..dia jer yg hepi2 an."
"kte tggu jer la dorg citer"
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"korg.td tun citer #y#* dia kawen ag.da 2 taun kawen tnpa pengetahuan dorg skluarga.korg xheran ke aritu dia blk kl jer tp tetbe dia blk ke kdh plak."
"ye ke??!! ya allah! siannyer..cne leh kantoi plak??"
"sume org da tau kot dr mule2 ag.family sblh laki 2,jiran2,even maid dia pn da tau.bygkn cume mummy n adek bradek dia jer xtau."
"npe maid dia x gtau awl2?"
"laki 2 ugut maid dia la.da la kawen ngn indon.."
"ye ke??msti kne ubat gne2 an..bkn ape,,org indon neh da desperate nk kerakyatn n duet.."
"ye r..spe xnk.kaya plak laki uh.engineer kot.da ad firm sndiri."
"patut r..cis!laki mmg ske sgt berpoligami."
"cne dorg leh bahagi hati dorg kpd byk2 bahagian eyh??ladies leh jer setia kpd yg 1.npe mst nk berpoligami?"
"2 r.nme jer ad 1 nfsu 9 akal..tp pmpn yg ad 9 nafsu 1 akal neh  leh plak setia."
"xtau la...laki an mkin tua mkin gatal..2 r kte prefer kawen ngn laki yg tua cket spya tym dorg da tua kte still mude..xd r dorg nk gatal2 cri pmpn mude."
"jap..npe eyh #y#* tun nk cri len??sdgkn dia da ad wife yg tersgt la lembut.baek plak 2."
"mude kot wife 2nd dia..ye r..wat did u expect from a 55 years old woman?laki neh mmg nk pmpn yg manje2.."
"hish.nme pon lelaki..dlu syg tp ble da tua cri len..habis madu sepah dibuang"
"2 r..cm kak long kte.sian kot ngn dia.bang long salu usik2 nk cri wife len."
"ad mak kpd kwn kte,,sian kot..mse mude lawa.tp ble da beranak ank sulung trus da x terurus da penampilan dia.klau g majlis2,org akn tnye nie org gaji ke?malu kot"
"kte rse an kte kne jga bdn r pas kawen.nk kmpul duet b4 kawen so pas abes jer pantang g slimming centre ke."
"a'ah..kte pon terpkir gk.."
"hish.kte xphm r ngn laki yg ske sgt berpoligami??melayu byk kot..tp xplak berlaku adil"
"ntah la..mybe sbb islam halalkn berpoligami"
"kte tkut kot klau xleh pregnant!sbb nt kte da xd alsn nk tolak klau suami nk madukn kte"
"a'ah!tkut kot"
"eee..tkut la nk kawen cmni!klau kawen nk kne jga suami.klau x suami cri len.nk keje plak tkut suami rse snyi n cri pmpn len."
"2 r.tp klau xkawen pn susah gk..kang ble da tua spe nk jg kte??"

end of discussion.fleur n konco2nye bersiap tuk kuar dr blek ngn harapan semoga dorg berbahagia n jmpe ngn laki yg xkn madukn dorg..hmm,,ni la luahan ati dr ladies2 yg bimbang sal msa depan dorg..ad husband susah,xd husband pon susah..ad lg xgentlemen kt luar sne yg blh dipercayai n mampu baagiakn ladies2 ni??

boy or gurl??

One Of The Boys ~ Katy Perry


I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog, dare me


And I chose guitar over ballet
And I'd take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way
The way you look at me
Is kind of like a little sister
Not like a good vice
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

So I don't wanna be one of the boys, one of your guys

Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls, not one of the boys


So over the summer something changed
I started reading Seventeen and shaving my legs
And I studied Aveda religiously
And I walked right into school
And caught you staring at me


'Cause I know what you know
But now you're gonna have to take a number
It's okay, maybe one dayBut not until you give me my diamond ring



'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be your homecoming queen
Pin-up poster dream, not one of the boys


I wanna be a flower, not a dirty ring
I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team
And I swear maybe one day, you're gonna wanna
Make out, make out, make out with me
Don't wanna be, don't wanna be, don't wanna be

'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls, not one of the boys